• delusionist

  • Who is the Delusionist?

    Even we don’t know. But here is a glimpse into his or her surreal, bizarre, and disturbing mind.

    Turn back while you still can!

  • Bagel Onions

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    “This bagel doesn’t have enough onions… All I want is a bagel with more onions. That’s all I’m asking for. More onion bagels for everyone. How do you run out of bagels?!”

    Lucas Worm

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